I’d love to say lots of cool and poetic things, but really – this is just a page where you sign up to Melissa Mondays.
Signing up actually makes you cooler, and some people claim that their skin glows more after receiving my emails.
10/10 would recommend.
You can always try it out and then unsubscribe.
But if you don’t sign up, you’ll never know what’s inside.
And if you’re like me, well… that just won’t do.